39 Wickham Street, MORNINGSIDE

ou won't believe the week I've had! My phone rang, and it was none other than Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, in a frantic search for a Brisbane pad. Taylor's Eras Tour is hitting town, and they needed a place stat! Travis, ever the showman, declared they needed enough room for all his Super Bowl rings. And I mean all. I showed them this incredible Morningside home, thinking it was a perfect fit. It's got that undeniable character and post-war charm, with polished floors and airy doorways that just sing. The breezy front patio and elevated street vista? Pure gold. But here's where it went sideways. Travis, after surveying the generous proportions, solemnly declared, "Dylan, this place is amazing, but... it doesn't have a regulation-size football field in the backyard. How am I supposed to practice my touchdown dances and display all this hardware without proper turf?" Taylor, looking mortified, tried to explain, "Honey, it's a house, not a stadium." But Travis was firm. He even tried to negotiate a permanent, illuminated '87' built into the front lawn. My apologies, folks, but zoning laws and common sense prevailed. No private football field, no deal for the power couple. So, their loss is your absolute gain! This gorgeous timber home is back on the market, ready for someone who appreciates comfort over colossal sporting arenas.